Grant but corrupt the wish of the person posting above you.
Post your wish.

I wish this site had more posts

-Puts more posts about random facts that will make you go "WTF?!".-

I wish for some ice cream.

-gives you Ice Cream found on the ground in a public new york area-

I wish I had A million bucks

-Gives you a million bucks she found in what used to be a thong...at least she thinks that's what it used to be.-

I want a puppy.

-gives you a dead puppy ran over by a car-

I wish for an Iphone

-Gives you a piece of an Iphone.-

I wish for new house.

-gives you a toy house-

I wish for personality

-gives you the personality of Orihime-

I wish for A better life

-gives you piece of Life cereal-
I wish for a magical leprechaun

-gives you a midget with red magic marker for a beard-

I wish that my wish couldn't be corrupted

Too bad you're wish decided to divide by zero

Sorry your character app has been denied and you have been banned

I wish i had three trillion rubles.

Granted, the monetary system of rubles is erased completely, ruining the world economy and causing mass devastation, you get no refund for them.

I wish I could wish of fish a wish to dish

Wish granted.
Psy is now a fish on a dish. Bon Appetite.

I wish that I had internet for my PS3

Granted but a tornado hits your home before you get to use it.

I wish I had a pet

Granted....sorry, i got hungry and ate it

I wish i had a taco right now....

Granted, its a fish taco. Dont look it up.

I wish I had my own internet.

Granted but its so slow that you commit suicide before the page loads.

I wish I could fly like a fly in the clear blue sky

Granted, you were sucked into a jet engine in your flight and killed deader than hell.

I wish this wish would be corrupted.